Juan David Campolargo

Notes & Bibliography

This book has a digital layer: videos, archives, spreadsheets, posts, source trails, and weird rabbit holes that are meant to be explored.

This section is for readers who want to check claims, go deeper, or follow the same trails of curiosity that shaped this book.

Source Trails by Chapter

These 828 source links are ordered by where they show up in the manuscript: part, chapter, section, then link.

Front Matter

Jailbroken Minds

PART 1: Secrets

Chapter 1: What The University Does Not Want You To Know

1.1 You Can Request Your Admission File
1.2 Use the UIUC subreddit
1.3 Read The Whole University Catalog
1.4 Learn How The University Burned Marc Andreessen
1.5 Learn How The University (Almost) Burned Juan David and UIUCFreeFood
1.7 Read This 1968 Manifesto
Quick Story: The Pandemic Airbag (and the FOIA that Almost Popped It)
This is just one example, one small case.
1.8.1 What Do You Learn From Reading FOIA Files?
Want to see past FOIA requests yourself?
You can just file FOIA Requests
FOIA Ideas to Get You Started
1.9 Skydiving Naked Over The Main Quad
1960: The Leo Koch Affair – Sex, Censorship, and Student Protest
1967: Free Speech vs. the Clabaugh Act – Secret Files Exposed
1968: Project 500 Sit-In – Black Students vs. the Establishment
1970: Strikes and Riots – The Vietnam War Hits Campus
1986: Shantytown on the Quad – Apartheid Divestment Showdown
1992: “La Marcha” and the Police Riot – Latinx Students Demand Change
2009: Clout Goes to College – The Secret Admissions Scandal
2019: Gaming the Financial Aid System – The Guardianship Loophole
1.11 The Traditions
1.12 UIUC squirrels are special. This is why.

Chapter 2: College Hacks

2.1.1 Follow Event Calendars & Newsletters
2.1.2 Free Food Hotspots Around Campus
2.2 Free Parking?
2.17 Campus-Wide Events to Look For and Participate
2.18 UIUCFreePianos: Find Pianos at UIUC
2.21 The UIUC Talkshow
2.22 Go to a Dancing Club
2.23 ACX Meetups Discord Server
2.24 See How Much Money Your Professors Make
2.25 Learn The History of UIUC and Champaign-Urbana
2.26 Check out The Daily Illini archives
2.31 How to Break Housing Contracts (Legally)?
2.33 Access to Buildings After Hours
2.35 Off-Campus Hacks
2.37.3 The Map Library

Chapter 3: How to Create Your Own Major

3.4 My Journey & My IPS Documents
It took me three tries
3.5.2 No One Gives a Shit About Your Major

PART 2: Academics

Chapter 5: Classes

5.1 Take CS 124
5.9 Prerequisites Are Fake
5.12 Take Math Classes
5.23 Go Through These Two Templates Before Every Test
5.26 Syllabus Week: Part 1
5.27 Syllabus Week: Part 2
5.28 Don’t Use the GPA Website
5.29 Your Goal: A Completely Unique Transcript
5.30 “The Most Damaging Thing You Learned in School...”
5.35 The System is Fucked...
5.36 A Modest Proposal: How to Bring Back Academic Freedom
5.41 Don't Take Business or Entrepreneurship Classes
5.42 Retake Classes to Save Your GPA
5.44 Testing Out with Proficiency Exams
5.47 How to Get Accepted into UIUC After Being Rejected: Backdoor Major Admissions to UIUC
A Quick Story

Chapter 6: Professors

6.3 Professors are Great BUT...
6.6 It’s Not Really About Professors
6.8 How to Piss Off Your Professors (Without Even Trying)
6.10 The Teachers Who Change Your Life

Chapter 7: What To Study?

7.1 Choose for Yourself
7.4 Liberal Arts Majors Can (Sometimes) Make More Money Than Engineers
1. SOMETHING REALLY HARD 🥵
3. YOU CAN DO BOTH 🤩
7.9 Tell Your Parents to Close Their Eyes
7.11 The Engineering Distortion Field
7.16 Don’t Study Business
So, what’s wrong with studying "business"?
Don’t Be a Career
7.17 Don’t Study Business: Part 2
7.19 Humanities: Part 2
7.23 College is Not About Getting a Job

PART 3: Projects

Chapter 8: Projects

8.6 How Great Friendships Start
8.7 Make Shit and Don’t Judge It

Chapter 9: Funding For Your Projects

C. Philanthropic micro-grants & fellowships
D. Crowdfunding
Another Email Template (Corporate Sponsorship Example)
9.5 UIUC Money

Chapter 10: Project Ideas

Parking
Student Projects Archive
Apartment Search Website
Make ICES Form Public
Ridesharing at UIUC
Essay about Urbana-Champaign
Keep People Informed
Be like Vishu
Anonymous Advice Column
Fuck Canvas
Mental Health Calls
Pop Up Experiences
Create a “Reality Club”
Subleasing Solution
Help Professors Commercialize Research
Write An Illini Century and a Half
Start New Traditions
FOIA Investigations
Internal UIUC Emails
Use FOIA Requests to Make Cool Visualizations
Humans of [Your City/College]
10.1 Get Inspired and Create Things

Chapter 11: Projects I Worked On

Chapter 12: How To Actually Get People To Care About Your Event, Project, Startup, Party, or RSO (at UIUC or wherever you are)

12.1 THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO GET PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR PROJECT, EVENT, COMPANY, PARTY, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING

PART 4: Research, Internships, and Jobs

Chapter 13: Research

13.1 Why Do Research at All?
13.8 Research Programs at UIUC
13.11 The Elevator at the Career Fair
Do Science Yourself
13.13 Where to Start? Follow Your Curiosity
13.14 Doing the Work Isn’t Enough. You Have to Sell It

Chapter 14: Internships

Strategy #5: Learn from Keene
Strategy #6: More cool examples
14.6 Get a Real Summer Job (aka Leave the Bubble)

Chapter 15: Jobs

15.1 Do You Actually Need To Make Money?
15.2 Three (Very Basic) Rules
15.4 Jobs During College
Quick Guide to On-Campus Jobs (Pros & Cons)
Q: Any cool stories?
15.7 Better Alternatives to Traditional Campus Jobs
What people always pay for
15.8 How to Find a Job After College
5. Show, Don’t Tell

PART 5: Social

Chapter 16: How to Meet People

16.9 Don’t Wait To Get Invited
16.10 Everyone Is Shy
16.14 Create Your Group of Friends: Part 2
16.18 Fuck Networking

Chapter 17: Friends vs "Friends"

17.2 Just Let It Happen
17.4 Bars: Can You Make Friends? Part 2
17.7 Is This The Reason Why People Drink...?
17.12 You Will Not Find Real Friendship by Begging to Be “In”
17.14 Stop Pretending to Like Parties. Create Your Own Weekend.
Quick Story
17.15 Energy & “Yes” People
17.16 The Three Kinds of Friendship (and the Only One That Lasts)

Chapter 18: Dating

18.4 Want to Change The World? Ask Someone Out First
18.7 You're single because you're probably not even trying at all
18.8 You’re single because you’re not meeting people through friends
18.10 But At The Same Time, This:
18.16 Know What You Want
18.17 Don’t Be Afraid of Rejection
18.18 It’s Ok To Try
18.19 This Might Be the Most Important Decision You Ever Make
18.20 Just Send the Message
18.24 Why We Crave Love
18.25 Love your Solitude
18.29 You Can’t Plan to Meet the People Who Will Change Your Life
18.30 They’re Gonna Fall in Love with You

PART 6: University Love

Chapter 19: University Bureaucracy

19.1 For The Ease of The Masters
19.5 How to Find and Talk to a Bureaucrat Who Usually Doesn’t Interact with Students?
A Quick Story
19.12 The Fountainhead

Chapter 20: Bureaucracy FAQ

Q: Do student petitions actually matter at all?
Q: They keep blocking my project. Should I directly confront them, or is there a smarter way?
Q: If directly challenging the university doesn't help, what’s a better approach?
Q: What happens if the university tries to shut you or your projects down?
How Power Actually Works at a Public University
Q: Do rules have exceptions?
Q: What are the standard red tape tricks?
Q: What is bureaucracy? And why does it even exist?

Chapter 21: University Suppression

21.2 IllinEats
21.3 Stuart Umpleby
PART 1: The Curiosity Question
PART 2: How to Impress Any Girl
PART 3: Over 500,000 Views
PART 4: Bureaucracy Strikes Again
PART 5: Power To The Students By The Students
21.5 The Speaker The University Didn't Want Me to Invite
PART 2: The Night Before My Differential Equations Final Exam
PART 4: The Email
PART 5: January 9th
21.7 Quietly Killing Creativity: How Universities Suppress Student Innovation

Chapter 22: A Vision for The University

2.1 Faculty Must Lead
2.5 Trust Faculty
5. The University is Clay
3.5 Teach Worlds, Not Skills
3.6 No Grades: Measure Progress, Not Points
3.7 Professors Should Be Better Than Snowmen
3.8 Teach the Big Problems First
The Feynman Method
Huffman and the Exam
3.12 Professors as Performers, Magicians, and Inspirers
4.5 A Place for Students to Publish Their Work
4.11 Curiosity Open Houses
Make Building the Impossible Normal
Bring in People Who Expand Imagination
What a Modern Reinvention Should Do
Make Life More Interesting
6.1 End the LMS Trap
8.3 Fix the IRB

Chapter 23: University Philanthropy

Learn From Tony Stark
A university is the continuous arrival of young people

PART 7: Becoming

Chapter 24: Becoming a Person (Not a Student)

24.5 College is Extremely Risky
24.11 The Illusion of College as an Accomplishment
A Quick Story
24.14 Don’t Be Limited By Your Major
24.18 At UIUC, You Get To Know The Middle
24.25 Say Good Morning!!!
24.28 Call Your Parents (and High School Friends)
24.35 Email Your Way To Anything
24.36 Create a Weekly Review
24.42 Share Your Ideas Online
24.44 Learn an Instrument
24.45 Make Working on Cool Projects and Doing Things Because You Want to Common Knowledge
24.46 Learn From The Past
24.47 Don’t Worry (Too Much) About The Future
24.48 Stay on Campus During the Summer!
24.51 Why You Should Probably Take a Gap Year
24.55 Sell Boba or Anything For a Day.
24.56 Make Videos or Short Films With Your Friends
24.57 Why I Never Started an RSO (And Why You Probably Shouldn’t)
24.60 University = Universe
24.62 Don’t Be a Reminiscent S.O.B at the End of College
24.63 Do What Makes The Most Interesting Story
24.64 College Isn’t Like Those Stupid Movies—It’s Better
24.66 The Intensity of Innocence in Child’s Play
24.67 You’re Not The Only One

Chapter 25: Things You Can Do With Your Life

More Money. Less Courage.
A New Game By A Different Name
What I Did After I Graduated from College
Interesting Paths

Chapter 26: walking on a college campus

5
22
28
33
53

Chapter 27: Timeline of Juan David Campolargo

2020
2021
2022
2023
2024

PART 8: Suggested Reading

Books
Essays
My Essays
III. UIUC
Movies

Appendix A — The Ultimate Campus Adventure

Appendix B — Jailbroken People

Paul Schroeder

How I Met Him
Badass Moment
Advice to Young People
Most Cherished Memory
Learn more

Heinz von Foerster

World War II
Postwar Years
What I Took Away
Master of the Invisible Game: Understanding Systems
Badass Moment
How Heinz von Foerster Met His Wife
Learn more

Carl Woese

How Carl Woese Changed Biology
Great Science = Nobel Prize?
What Carl Woese Hated The Most
On Darwin
God, Evolution, and Carl Woese’s Hidden Spirituality
The Protocell Controversy: Playing God in the Lab?
Advice to the Curious: Serendipity, Science, and The Road Less Published
Advice to Future Biologists: Don’t Start with Biology
How Carl Woese Changed People's Lives
Why Become a Scientist?
Music & Science
Did Carl Woese Know Heinz von Foerster?
Learn more

Arnold Beckman

When Do Inventions Happen?
Learn more

Rajmohan Gandhi

Learn more

Richard Hamming

Learn more

More Interesting People

Keith Schacht

Short bio
Favorite Book
See Classes as a Menu in a Restaurant
How to Not Take Required Classes (or Other Classes You Don’t Want)
The Infinite Combinations Principle
How Do You Actually Find What You Love?
How to Get Free Interns For Your Startup?
What I Took Away
Learn more:

Cory Levy

Badass Moment: Dropping Condoms from a Drone on School Property
Do Cool Shit. It’s Ok—People Forget.
Learn more:

Vinay Hiremath

Why Is UIUC So Thirsty???
Learn more:

PayPal Mafia

4. Break Free From "Shoulds" — Luke Nosek
Jailbroken Hacks
Favorite Books
Take Classes Outside of Your Major
Hide In Your Girlfriend’s Bathroom
Alcohol & Bars
Don’t Take Entrepreneurship Classes!
Learn more:

Scott Banister

College is Just Another System to Hack
Everyone's Vocation is Business
Learn more:

Mosaic: Marc Andreessen & Eric Bina

Be Careful With The University (and win anyway)
What Happened to Eric Bina? (aka: The Quiet-Builder Path You Can Choose)
Then why don’t we hear about him like we hear about Marc?
Did he stay in the Valley forever?
Learn more:

Larry Ellison

Steve Sarowitz

Learn more:

Carmen Rossi

Carmen’s Secret Business Formula
Jailbroken Hack: Show Up to Class Early. It’s a Gold Mine for Business Ideas.
What College is For (According to Carmen)
Don’t Focus on Product. Focus on People
How to Hire People (or Your Friends): Sell the Win, Not the Work
Amplify, Don't Create
Free Business Idea You Can Steal and Start Making Money Today
Best Places to Take Someone on a Date
Advice to Young People: Understand The Law of Large Numbers
Learn More:

Anatoly Yakovenko

Go Uphill
Learn more:

Michael Krasny

Learn More

Thomas Siebel

Who is Tom Siebel?
What I Admire About Him
Jailbroken Hack: Become a Cowboy
Learn More:

Hugh Hefner

Learn more:

Alex Wang

Learn more:

Christopher Xu

Learn more:

Ian Brown

Learn more:

Aaryaman Patel

Learn more:

Luke Clancy

Learn more:

Dylan Murphy

Learn more:

And You?

Appendix C — Narratives

INSTITUTION DOES NOT MEAN = NEVER CHANGE

International Students, or How the University Becomes the Universe

Total Enrollment Over Time (1867 → 2025)

UIUC “bought COVID insurance” before COVID

Narratives that are fake

“College is Just a Pipeline to Corporate America”

The Engineering Trap

2. “Engineering guarantees wealth, fame, and success”

How UIUC Has Changed

1. Purdue’s Colors
2. What was UIUC like?

UIUC Engineers Run The Valley

The Midwest Engineer Anthem

ALUMNI BRAGGING

Appendix D — How to Succeed as an International Student

3. Examples of What’s Possible

Arya Haria – How to Maximize Your Time as an International Student (and eating a raw potato for luck)
Aaryaman Patel — How to Learn to Follow Your Intuition

4. After College

Know What Grad School Is Really About: becoming a professor.
2. After OPT, what’s next?

Appendix E — How to Make, Save, and Invest Money in College

2. Opt-Out of the School’s Health Insurance
7. The Pull-Out Method
13. How Does the Credit System Work?

Appendix F — Entrepreneurship

1. Should You Become an Entrepreneur in College?
4. How to Learn Entrepreneurship
9. Take ZERO Entrepreneurship Classes
10. How to Fix Entrepreneurship at Universities: A Modest Proposal
12. What Businesses Can You Start in College?

Appendix G — Midwest Mentality

Midwest Mentality as a Hidden Advantage

Front cover for The Jailbroken Guide to the University
Read with the sources openCheck the trail. Then read the argument.

The notes show where the claims, campus histories, examples, and source trails came from. The book gives those references their order and argument.